Holiday Sidebar:

In honor of Christmas (yes, currently watching 28 Weeks Later), enjoy some more zombie Christmas lyrics!

The rest can be found in pieces in the sidebar or in toto here. Woo-hoo!

Up on the Zombie

Up on the housetop, snipers pause
It's a zombie Santa Claus
Dragging a bag that's leaking toys
Ignored by undead girls and boys

Ew-ew-ew! What the hell?
Ew-ew-ew! Don't he smell?
Up on the housetop, snipers fire
Santa's head goes like a tire

First, should we go out to recon?
Oh, survivors, are they gone?
All those toys just out of reach
Maybe there's one for us each

Ew-ew-ew! What the hell?
Ew-ew-ew! What's that smell?
Up on the housetop, snipers wait
See if we will take the bait

Next we have to form a plan
Who will go out? Who's our man?
No one wants to, too much fear
Screw those presents! Where's the beer?

Ew-ew-ew! What the hell?
Ew-ew-ew! Zombies smell!
Up on the housetop, snipers cheer
They shot Santa in the ear

Dear Charlie:

Yeesh! This year's flyin!

I glanced up and realized it had been almost a month since I blogged. I'm the WORST at this keeping up thing. Admittedly, I've been hella busy lately, but that's no excuse. I mostly just haven't had much to say. Plus, with my inability to watch my Chiefs (thank you for NOT WORKING, Channel 7, and thanks for this mandatory digital TV crap that means you can't even watch a snowy static channel for glimpses of the action) has severely handicapped my desire to blurt game commentary. I do believe I've been stewing silently about it.

However, since I'm up unfortunately early on a bright, shiny Sunday morning to do some good works with a Joplin-restoring event dressed as my DickensFest character, and since the last night of DickensFest is right after that, I figured this was as good a time as any to check in. I shouldn't have any community theater-type projects until February-ish, so I feel a bit of a breather coming up, and I'm looking forward to it. I've been non-stop since, oh, August? September? I honestly can't remember, but it's been months. It'll be nice to have nothing but writing and sewing to do most evenings, though hopefully I'll be bored in time for all of this to start up again. Ha!

I even managed to fit a bit of My Gigolo publicity into the mix by doing a blog interview, but I'm not sure when it'll be up. I'll be sure to supply linkage when it's available.

But now, my darlings, I must don my gay apparel and do a bit of fa-la-laaing. Come out tonight and see our last night of DickensFest! We've truly topped ourselves this year, and we love to see all the new faces.