Holiday Sidebar:
In honor of Christmas (yes, currently watching 28 Weeks Later), enjoy some more zombie Christmas lyrics!
The rest can be found in pieces in the sidebar or in toto here. Woo-hoo!
Up on the Zombie
Up on the housetop, snipers pause
It's a zombie Santa Claus
Dragging a bag that's leaking toys
Ignored by undead girls and boys
Ew-ew-ew! What the hell?
Ew-ew-ew! Don't he smell?
Up on the housetop, snipers fire
Santa's head goes like a tire
First, should we go out to recon?
Oh, survivors, are they gone?
All those toys just out of reach
Maybe there's one for us each
Ew-ew-ew! What the hell?
Ew-ew-ew! What's that smell?
Up on the housetop, snipers wait
See if we will take the bait
Next we have to form a plan
Who will go out? Who's our man?
No one wants to, too much fear
Screw those presents! Where's the beer?
Ew-ew-ew! What the hell?
Ew-ew-ew! Zombies smell!
Up on the housetop, snipers cheer
They shot Santa in the ear