Dear Charlie:
In the spirit of the season (and because I've been hideously remiss in posting), I thought I'd gift everyone with a fresh set of Undead Christmas lyrics. Because I like them.
You know the tune. Heheh.
The Twelve Waves of Zombies
In
the first wave of zombies
My
true love gave to me
A
full crate of RPGs
In
the second wave of zombies
My
true love gave to me
Two
handy crowbars
And
a full crate of RPGs
In
the third wave of zombies
My
true love gave to me
Three
first aid kits
Two
handy crowbars
And
a full crate of RPGs
In
the fourth wave of zombies
My
true love gave to me
Four
flamethrowers
Three
first aid kits
Two
handy crowbars
And
a full crate of RPGs
In
the fifth wave of zombies
My
true love gave to me
FIVE
SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four
flamethrowers
Three
first aid kits
Two
handy crowbars
And
a full crate of RPGs
In
the sixth wave of zombies
My
true love gave to me
Six
bricks of C4
FIVE
SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four
flamethrowers
Three
first aid kits
Two
handy crowbars
And
a full crate of RPGs
In
the seventh wave of zombies
My
true love gave to me
Seven
new machetes
Six
bricks of C4
FIVE
SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four
flamethrowers
Three
first aid kits
Two
handy crowbars
And
a full crate of RPGs
In
the eighth wave of zombies
My
true love gave to me
Eight
cans of baked beans
Seven
new machetes
Six
bricks of C4
FIVE
SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four
flamethrowers
Three
first aid kits
Two
handy crowbars
And
a full crate of RPGs
In
the ninth wave of zombies
My
true love gave to me
Nine
pressure landmines
Eight
cans of baked beans
Seven
new machetes
Six
bricks of C4
FIVE
SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four
flamethrowers
Three
first aid kits
Two
handy crowbars
And
a full crate of RPGs
In
the tenth wave of zombies
My
true love gave to me
Ten
clips of ammo
Nine
pressure landmines
Eight
cans of baked beans
Seven
new machetes
Six
bricks of C4
FIVE
SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four
flamethrowers
Three
first aid kits
Two
handy crowbars
And
a full crate of RPGs
In
the eleventh wave of zombies
My
true love gave to me
Eleven
crucifixes
Ten
clips of ammo
Nine
pressure landmines
Eight
cans of baked beans
Seven
new machetes
Six
bricks of C4
FIVE
SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four
flamethrowers
Three
first aid kits
Two
handy crowbars
And
a full crate of RPGs
In
the twelfth wave of zombies
My
true love gave to me
Twelve
slower scapegoats
Eleven
crucifixes
Ten
clips of ammo
Nine
pressure landmines
Eight
cans of baked beans
Seven
new machetes
Six
bricks of C4
FIVE
SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four
flamethrowers
Three
first aid kits
Two
handy crowbars
And
a full crate of RPGs!