Thursday, December 20, 2012

Dear Charlie:

In the spirit of the season (and because I've been hideously remiss in posting), I thought I'd gift everyone with a fresh set of Undead Christmas lyrics. Because I like them.

You know the tune. Heheh.


The Twelve Waves of Zombies


In the first wave of zombies
My true love gave to me
A full crate of RPGs

In the second wave of zombies
My true love gave to me
Two handy crowbars
And a full crate of RPGs

In the third wave of zombies
My true love gave to me
Three first aid kits
Two handy crowbars
And a full crate of RPGs

In the fourth wave of zombies
My true love gave to me
Four flamethrowers
Three first aid kits
Two handy crowbars
And a full crate of RPGs

In the fifth wave of zombies
My true love gave to me
FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four flamethrowers
Three first aid kits
Two handy crowbars
And a full crate of RPGs

In the sixth wave of zombies
My true love gave to me
Six bricks of C4
FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four flamethrowers
Three first aid kits
Two handy crowbars
And a full crate of RPGs

In the seventh wave of zombies
My true love gave to me
Seven new machetes
Six bricks of C4
FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four flamethrowers
Three first aid kits
Two handy crowbars
And a full crate of RPGs

In the eighth wave of zombies
My true love gave to me
Eight cans of baked beans
Seven new machetes
Six bricks of C4
FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four flamethrowers
Three first aid kits
Two handy crowbars
And a full crate of RPGs

In the ninth wave of zombies
My true love gave to me
Nine pressure landmines
Eight cans of baked beans
Seven new machetes
Six bricks of C4
FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four flamethrowers
Three first aid kits
Two handy crowbars
And a full crate of RPGs

In the tenth wave of zombies
My true love gave to me
Ten clips of ammo
Nine pressure landmines
Eight cans of baked beans
Seven new machetes
Six bricks of C4
FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four flamethrowers
Three first aid kits
Two handy crowbars
And a full crate of RPGs

In the eleventh wave of zombies
My true love gave to me
Eleven crucifixes
Ten clips of ammo
Nine pressure landmines
Eight cans of baked beans
Seven new machetes
Six bricks of C4
FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four flamethrowers
Three first aid kits
Two handy crowbars
And a full crate of RPGs

In the twelfth wave of zombies
My true love gave to me
Twelve slower scapegoats
Eleven crucifixes
Ten clips of ammo
Nine pressure landmines
Eight cans of baked beans
Seven new machetes
Six bricks of C4
FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!
Four flamethrowers
Three first aid kits
Two handy crowbars
And a full crate of RPGs!