Dear Charlie:

In the spirit of the season (and because I've been hideously remiss in posting), I thought I'd gift everyone with a fresh set of Undead Christmas lyrics. Because I like them.

You know the tune. Heheh.


The Twelve Waves of Zombies

In the first wave of zombies

My true love gave to me

A full crate of RPGs

In the second wave of zombies

My true love gave to me

Two handy crowbars

And a full crate of RPGs

In the third wave of zombies

My true love gave to me

Three first aid kits

Two handy crowbars

And a full crate of RPGs

In the fourth wave of zombies

My true love gave to me

Four flamethrowers

Three first aid kits

Two handy crowbars

And a full crate of RPGs

In the fifth wave of zombies

My true love gave to me

FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!

Four flamethrowers

Three first aid kits

Two handy crowbars

And a full crate of RPGs

In the sixth wave of zombies

My true love gave to me

Six bricks of C4

FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!

Four flamethrowers

Three first aid kits

Two handy crowbars

And a full crate of RPGs

In the seventh wave of zombies

My true love gave to me

Seven new machetes

Six bricks of C4

FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!

Four flamethrowers

Three first aid kits

Two handy crowbars

And a full crate of RPGs

In the eighth wave of zombies

My true love gave to me

Eight cans of baked beans

Seven new machetes

Six bricks of C4

FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!

Four flamethrowers

Three first aid kits

Two handy crowbars

And a full crate of RPGs

In the ninth wave of zombies

My true love gave to me

Nine pressure landmines

Eight cans of baked beans

Seven new machetes

Six bricks of C4

FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!

Four flamethrowers

Three first aid kits

Two handy crowbars

And a full crate of RPGs

In the tenth wave of zombies

My true love gave to me

Ten clips of ammo

Nine pressure landmines

Eight cans of baked beans

Seven new machetes

Six bricks of C4

FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!

Four flamethrowers

Three first aid kits

Two handy crowbars

And a full crate of RPGs

In the eleventh wave of zombies

My true love gave to me

Eleven crucifixes

Ten clips of ammo

Nine pressure landmines

Eight cans of baked beans

Seven new machetes

Six bricks of C4

FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!

Four flamethrowers

Three first aid kits

Two handy crowbars

And a full crate of RPGs

In the twelfth wave of zombies

My true love gave to me

Twelve slower scapegoats

Eleven crucifixes

Ten clips of ammo

Nine pressure landmines

Eight cans of baked beans

Seven new machetes

Six bricks of C4

FIVE SHOTGUN SHELLS!

Four flamethrowers

Three first aid kits

Two handy crowbars

And a full crate of RPGs!