Sunday, December 25, 2011

Holiday Sidebar:

In honor of Christmas (yes, currently watching 28 Weeks Later), enjoy some more zombie Christmas lyrics!

The rest can be found in pieces in the sidebar or in toto here. Woo-hoo!

Up on the Zombie

Up on the housetop, snipers pause
It's a zombie Santa Claus
Dragging a bag that's leaking toys
Ignored by undead girls and boys

Ew-ew-ew! What the hell?
Ew-ew-ew! Don't he smell?
Up on the housetop, snipers fire
Santa's head goes like a tire


First, should we go out to recon?
Oh, survivors, are they gone?
All those toys just out of reach
Maybe there's one for us each

Ew-ew-ew! What the hell?
Ew-ew-ew! What's that smell?
Up on the housetop, snipers wait
See if we will take the bait


Next we have to form a plan
Who will go out? Who's our man?
No one wants to, too much fear
Screw those presents! Where's the beer?

Ew-ew-ew! What the hell?
Ew-ew-ew! Zombies smell!
Up on the housetop, snipers cheer
They shot Santa in the ear

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