Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Bizarro Sidebar:

As an afficionado of hundreds of action/disaster movies, I can honestly say this one, simple thing:

Civilians suck.

If I am ever in a crisis situation where seconds count and I have to walk across a rickety catwalk over a gaping chasm of certain death, I hereby swear that I will not hesitate and whimper and cry for fifteen minutes while a bunch of brave, intense military personnel implore me with everything from my loved ones back home to everyone waiting in agony behind me to move my sorry ass. I will simply move said sorry ass across the gorram catwalk.

What's the worst that could happen? It's not like I'd LIVE through it!

Just. Friggin'. GO.

That is all.


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